In 1812 the British were once again at war with the rebellious Americans. With their dreaded Death Star nearing completion, 3 daring podcasters/kung-fu masters/quantum physicists/poet laureates banned together to form the Douche Bag Podcasting Network to battle conformity, save the Alamo from the invading Turks, pimp some hos, and talk about genre movies. After completing their work on the Manhatten Project during the Spanish Civil War, the Traumatic Trio decided to retire to a life of just talking shit about movies, fighting crime, and undertaking the occasional adventure in The Forbidden Zone.

JAFMP Eldest and Baldest member of the DBPN, Stephen is the host of JAFMP. While studying with Tibetan monks, Stephen discovered that someone had left the ‘ck’ off of the word Kung-fu, and obtained true enlightenment. Only through the F-word can one become whole with one’s Douchey nature. And at http://jafmp.com you can hear him talk about movies.

Cheap and Dirty Podcast By using his cosmic powers to hunt down rogue Thetans for a secret conclave of the Hollywood elite, Dave has single-handedly guaranteed that Gorlock the Preventor will never again regain control of the Chalk of Froondiddle and thus saved the world from the catastrophe known only as THE GREAT AND BELLIGERENT TWIDDLING. In in his spare time he talks real smart about stuff:  http://cheapanddirty.wordpress.com

It Came From The Basement Canada’s Favorite Son and Wisconsin’s Biggest Alcoholic first met on the set of TEENAGE WONDER ACTION FORCE FOR CHRIST, a right-wing rip-off of the Power Rangers, where ordinary Christian Teens morphed into cyborg replicas of the original Apostles when faced with danger.  Furthermore, when the danger became too great, such as when the team fought the deadly Abortionix,  the members of TWAFFC could join combine to form a giant robot that fired flaming Eucharists from it’s Holy Cannon.  The show was canceled after 3 episodes, but Jeff and Dead Mike have remained close ever since, and you can hear all of their Holy Adventures at: http://itcamefromthebasement.wordpress.org

Motion Picture Massacre Vaughn is a man who is forever at battle with the beast within, which in his case is an angry little dwarf named Kuntari.  Kuntari is known to win out on occasion, possessing Vaughn’s mind and forcing him to spew profanity, call innocent people cock-suckers, and hock loogeys at children who displease and mock him.  Either that or Vaughn has Tourette Syndrome.  Or, he’s just from New Jersey.  Judge for yourself at: http://motionpicturemassacre.com

The Cadaver Lab “Whole Milk” Mike and Sam the Noob are not gay lovers.  They are just experimenting.  Like we all did in college.  Seriously, it’s just a phase.  They’ll grow out of it.  In the meantime don’t tell their 18 wives.  Check them out at http://cadaverlab.com

The Dried Blood Podcast If Dave is the Thoughtful One, Stephen the Witty One, Jeff the Cute One, Dead Mike the Quiet One, Vaughn the Belligerent One, Whole Milk Mike the Gay One, and Sam the Other Gay One, then that would make James at Dried Blood the New One.  While possessing no super-powers of his own, James developed a mechanized suit made entirely of the film that forms on the top of tomato soup, which he wears to ward off the coming alien menace as well as concerned family members and friends.  Hear of his escapades at http://thedriedbloodpodcast.podomatic.com/