My wife made me clean up my “work” area, and my sketchbook was laying in the pile of crap that I need to put somewhere before the in-laws show up. I thought it might be fun to share the various logo ideas that I played with before deciding on the coloring book style.
The first sketch was my original idea, which I quickly sketched off and scanned and sent to the other Douches, and asked that one of them flesh it into something that looked decent. They all said “No, you do it,” or just ignored me.
This was the first try. It sucks.
When I realized that I was on my own, tried a few other ideas. This one I thought had potential…
Of course, other ideas went nowhere:
Finally, on October 31, I figured I had better get something together. Rather than try to do something elaborate, I took a magic marker and went with simple lines that would be easy to color in the computer. So in short the process went something like this:
Have Idea.
Try to get someone else to implement idea.
If that doesn’t work, dick off and doodle til the last possible second, then throw up the easiest thing you can do right before the deadline.
Kinda explains a lot about the Douchecast 5000, huh?
What is Great Cthulhu dreaming? Of Douchebaggery, of Course!
It is finally underway: The 30 Days of Douchebaggery. Over the next month the members of the DBPN will be presenting dozens of reviews of Lovecraft inspired movies and short films. Not only that, we’ll delve into the Man behind the Mythos as only the Douches can, plus special guests, and to top it all off a Douchecast 5000 as epic as the Dreamlands! Mark your calendars because Rocktober is now followed by Douche-vember! Subscribe today on iTunes or at http://feeds.feedburner.com/douchecast5000
Yes, it’s coming! The 30 Days of Douchebaggery: A Douchie Tribute to HP Lovecraft. Just to give you a little peek at all the hard work going on behind the scenes, we present this doodle. Be sure and subscribe to the Douchecast 5000 at http://feeds.feedburner.com/douchecast5000 or look for “Douchecast 5000″ on Itunes. Don’t miss a minute of the madness!
You asked for it, we waited for Mike to do it, then it happened anyway. The Douchecast 5000 has a feed set up now at http://feeds.feedburner.com/Douchecast5000 for all your podcatching convenience.
Here ya go, kids. This time the Douches talk about Buckaroo Banzai and Big Trouble in Little China. Oh, and incest. It’s 2 hours of exactly what you’ve come to expect from the DBPN! DOWNLOAD EPISODE 4 HERE!
Holy crap people… After what seems like eons, Douchecast 5k Episode 3 is Finally Ready!!!
We discuss Carnivale, the HBO series that lasted two seasons from 2003-2005. Though the series only lasted two seasons, but was a brilliant example of an underappreciated television series that created a whole universe and mythos…
As most of you know, we’ve had a little bit of a tiff with the guys at the Midnight Horror Show, we’ve decided to bury the hatchet with them, and so to show our good will we just want to encourage everyone to go check them over at The Midnight Horror Show.
Mike from the Cadaver Lab returns to discuss more great German Expressionist films, and their impact on the genre. Movies discussed include DER GOLEM, THE HANDS OF ORLAC, and WAXWORKS. We also have a video supplement, featuring DER GOLEM and the HANDES OF ORLAC in their entirety at the new http://jafmp.com
Part 1 of our 3 part look at the life and career of the great Humphrey Bogart, with our good friend James of Dried Blood Podcast fame. Movies include THE RETRUN OF DR X, ANGELS WITH DIRTY FACES, THE PETRIFIED FOREST, and HIGH SIERRA. Also, check out the video supplement at http://jafmp.com featuring the complete RETURN OF DR X, and Bogey reprising the role […]
Dried Blood is back with a listener request episode featuring two movies, Cold Prey and The Sword and the Sorcerer. I have a ton of listener feedback to go over as well and a lot of announcements regarding upcoming episodes of Dried Blood and other podcasts I will be visiting on. Also some upcoming Douchecast news is announced as well so a lot is happening […]
Welcome to the most outrageous Dried Blood yet! First off it is a very happy reunion of two old friends who raised hell and worshiped at the altar of rock and roll once upon a time. My closest friend Brian Joyce who you have a heard in the new Dried Blood promo and bumpers and a radio veteran himself has joined me for an epic show. We visit the Grindhouse […]
This week we have a shorter show focusing on two movie's, I Sell The Dead the debut feature from Irish film director Glenn McQuaid. I also discuss Roman Polanski's latest movie The Ghost Writer which I was happy to be able to catch in the theater. I have a lot of great feedback this week and feature new show bumpers provided by my friend Brian Jo […]
Well here it is the first ever Dried Blood promo courtesy of none other that WWQQ 101.3’s “stuntboy” Brian Joyce who was the voice of double q for 12 years! Brian can now be heard on Sunny FM 104.5 in Wilmington, North Carolina. Check him out Thursday mornings around 8:45am eastern time. Why the hell do I have a true radio pro producing a promo for […]
Dried Blood has finally returned!! The long awaited much anticipated 70th episode is here and I am very happy to be back after so long. This is the impaled on the end of a fucking sword show at long last focusing on Highlander, Excalibur and Conan The Barbarian. I also talk about Dead Snow, The Wolfman, Paranormal Activity and Shutter Island as well. I ha […]
Welcome to another episode of Dried Blood as we finish out October with my show dedicated to the great monster films of Universal Studios. My Halloween show features reviews of Dracula, Frankenstein and The Wolf Man. Black and white Universal classics that I have really enjoyed revisiting! I have some great feedback again this week and music from Black Sa […]
We are back this week continuing on with the October festivities with murderers and madmen! I review two movies this week, Mr. Frost and Henry-Portrait of a Serial Killer. I have some great feedback for which I am very grateful and some great music from Porcupine Tree, Iggy Pop and more from Gojira. Thanks very much to everyone who listens to the show and […]
This week we continue forward with Halloween goodness and review movies dealing with one subject........Old Scratch, Beelzebub, SATAN!! I review Rosemary's Baby and The Ninth Gate, two offerings from director Roman Polanski. I have some great listener feedback this week and feature music from Baroness and Gojira. I hope everyone enjoys and thanks for […]
Well I am back after the great fun that was the Dez Island Discs show! Back to horror for October with a show focusing on ghosts. I talk a about a bunch of movies and random things but have two official reviews for The Amityville Horror and The Changeling. I have some great feedback as well and music from Pantera, Alice In Chains and Anvil. I hope everyo […]
Well here is the most unusual Dried Blood yet with a listener dedicated show. Dez Island Discs! What are 5 albums you would take with you to a desert island?? Well 6 Dried Blood listeners let us know and I share a wealth of awesome music!! Thanks to my listeners we have a fucking ultimate rock show! I hope everyone enjoys and thanks to all who participat […]
Finally, Mike from Cadaver Lab rejoins us for a discussion of several great examples of German Expressionism, and their influence on the horror genre. Movies include THE GOLEM, WAXWORKS, and THE HANDS OF ORLAC. You can watch two of these three movies by clicking the NOW PLAYING poster at JAFMP.COM, then join us for the discussion.
Finally, on October 31, I figured I had better get something together. Rather than try to do something elaborate, I took a magic marker and went with simple lines that would be easy to color in the computer. So in short the process went something like this:
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