Fill in the dialog contest!
As you can see, our banner was derived from an actual vintage douche advertisement. But I think this can be funnier, dammit! So our first ever DBPN contest! Email us at dbpnetwork@gmail.com with the funniest fill-in-the-blank-balloons you can come up with. Winner will be decided by majority vote of DBPN members on May 1st, 2009. The winner will receive, appropriately enough, a movie made by douche bags. No, not THE GRAND HORROR. The winner will receive Stephen’s very own copy of BRUTAL MASSACRE. LMB, MFs.
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May 18th, 2009 - 1:45 pm
Woman-”….but Rob!”
Man:-”I saw where that finger was and I’m not smelling the damn thing!”
May 19th, 2009 - 1:50 am
Well, you twisted my arm.
May 20th, 2009 - 12:49 am
Duh, Stephen is always right.
May 20th, 2009 - 12:55 am
Woman: “Wait, I’m supposed to hold the shaft with one hand and tickle the balls with the other?”
Man thinking: ‘Sweet Jesus, now I wish I’d married that whore from Albuquerque’
May 20th, 2009 - 6:31 am
Woman: Sam Checketts, I don’t know where you got what you gave me, but you’ve got some explaining to do!
Man: I knew that french whore’s taint was trouble!
May 29th, 2009 - 1:34 pm
That is not my response you douchebags! I can’t find my email, could you please check it again? That was just the first sentence, which was only talking about my response,which was far more disgusting, I assure you.
May 29th, 2009 - 1:36 pm
found it:
Wife-”Well, we could have anal sex…” Husband-”Well it sure as Hell couldn’t smell any worse!”